Episodes
Friday May 12, 2023
Friday May 12, 2023
Its International Nurses Day 2023! To celebrate Kelly sits down with Lynne, a retired nurse of 47 years. Lynne tells us about a time where you would never dared to talk to a senior nurse, your beds were lined up with great precision and there was not a glove to be seen!
Its a lovely chat with great insight from such a wonderful nurse! Alisha and I both had the opportunity to work with and learn from Lynne and it was a real privilege.
We love to celebrate you all, and so do eNurse Australia! The team at eNurse have kindly gifted us a set of scrubs to give away to one lucky listener! Head to our Instagram page to enter! eNurse Love Our Nurses!
(Closes May 14th. Only available to Australian residents)
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com
Wednesday Apr 26, 2023
EP 64: Sh!ts & Gigs 2 - LIVE Episode
Wednesday Apr 26, 2023
Wednesday Apr 26, 2023
By popular demand Kelly & Alisha held a LIVE podcast recording!
Shits & Gigs 2 was recorded in front of a live audience. Your two favourite nurses battle it out in a game show style showdown to see who is the best nurse! With the support of some helpful audience members its a very close outcome, but there can be only one winner! Who will reign supreme??
There are some great stories along the way, reminiscing on some past episodes and a poo story that will NEVER be told! Make sure you are ready for the laughs in this episode!!
Big thank you to super fans who came along to support our LIVE recording and gave us a cheeky helping answer here and there. We are humbled by the support of our listeners! THANK YOU!!
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com
Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn
This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses
Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you’ve just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices.
eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need.
Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off!
All music used within the podcast is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com
Wednesday Mar 29, 2023
Bonus 30: Debrief with the Girls
Wednesday Mar 29, 2023
Wednesday Mar 29, 2023
Grab a cuppa or a margarita, pull up a comfy quiet spot and listen to your two favourite nurses!
Kelly & Alisha have been busy this March! From car shows to the Victorian Nurses Luncheon! We talk peanut allergies, toilet training, Perfect Match and heaps of recommendations for compelling viewing - 2HN style of course!
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com
Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn
SafeStyle workwear safety glasses! From the worksite to the weekend SafeStyle have you covered! Safe, stylish, durable and meet AU/NZ standards! CLICK HERE and don't forget to use our code HUMERUS10 for 10% off!
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
Ep 63: Just Jim
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
This week Kelly takes us on a tour of Launceston General and it's resident nurse-super-creep James Griffin. He was a nurse dedicated to working with children, a trusted father figure. However, Jim had a horrific secret.
This episode if no laughing matter, but as enthralling as ever!
Trigger warning for this episode: contains discussion of grooming, child sexual abuse, kidnapping, suicide and child exploitation.
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com
Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn
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HELP LINES:
- Sexual Assault Crisis Line (Victoria) 1800 806 292
- 1800 RESPECT (Australia) 1800 737 732
- BraveHearts (Australia) 1800 272 831
- LifeLine Australia 13 11 14
This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses
Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you’ve just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices.
eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need.
Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off!
All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Ep 62: FEET-ish
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
A fetish for feet? Or not? This week Kelly & Alisha get ankles-deep in feet!! from common foot problems to feet-sniffing predators, girls making millions selling foot content and DIY Zadek's procedures!
Leave us a review with your toes! Email us your foot stories, but do not send us unsolicited feet pics! Love them or hate them we all need our feet!
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com
Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn
This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses
Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you’ve just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices.
eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need.
Shop the amazing eNurse footwear range HERE. Skechers, Nurse Mates and New Balance. You will find comfortable, slip resistant, and stylish footwear to meet all your nursing needs! Your tired, over worked feet deserve the best!!
Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off!
All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com
Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Bonus 29: Debrief with the Girls
Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Kelly & Alisha debrief their February! From new beds, to a baby elephant doing Pilates and literally everything in between!
Pull up a comfy spot and take 30 minutes to yourself with your two favourite nurses!
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com
Wednesday Mar 01, 2023
Ep 61: Passion for Palliation
Wednesday Mar 01, 2023
Wednesday Mar 01, 2023
In this episode Kelly chats to Palliative Care Clinical Nurse Consultant, colleague and friend, Sarah.
Sarah talks about her journey into nursing, what inspired her interest in palliative care as a young nurse and the ups and downs of the job.
Sarah is super passionate about palliative care and bet you will be too after listening to this chat!
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/2hn
Safestyle workwear safety glasses take you from the worksite to the weekend! Safe, stylish, durable and meet AU/NZ standards! CLICK HERE and use our code HUMERUS10 for 10% discount!
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com
Wednesday Feb 22, 2023
Ep 60: Bizarre Medical
Wednesday Feb 22, 2023
Wednesday Feb 22, 2023
Kelly & Alisha delve into the weird and wonderful of the medical world! From eating strange things, to living in a magic mirror, your brain giving you something exciting to look at or a congested vagina - we have covered it all!
Ever found a toothpick in someone's liver? We want to hear your weird stories!
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com
Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn
This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses
Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you’ve just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices.
eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need.
Shop the amazing Elitecare Scrub range HERE. They are lightweight, cotton blend which is cooling to wear, they are size inclusive and come in a huge range of styles and colours! They are also very affordable!
Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off!
All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com
Wednesday Feb 15, 2023
Ep 59: Behind the Needle
Wednesday Feb 15, 2023
Wednesday Feb 15, 2023
Kelly & Alisha go Behind the Needle with an old friend who doesn't look a day over graduation - Brianna Robertson from Vanity Aesthetics Melbourne.
She gets the thrills from the fills!
Midwifery, cath lab, after-hours hospital management to... cosmetic injector? Brianna has done it all and she is also the only person we've had on the podcast who has been lucky enough to stab Kelly with numerous needles in the face.
We went rogue with the questions and she took them like a seasoned nurse, taking us through the ins and outs of her training and establishing and growing her business.
There's so much to unpack in this episode so make sure you're ready!
Vanity Aesthetics Melbourne Instagram: @vanityaestheticsmelbourne
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com
Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn
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Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com
Wednesday Feb 08, 2023
Bonus 28: Debrief with the Girls
Wednesday Feb 08, 2023
Wednesday Feb 08, 2023
Kelly & Alisha are debriefing the start of 2023. This debrief is full of laughs, Kelly almost wets her pants at Alisha's attempt of 'husband calling'. Honestly, you have to listen as no description here can adequately convey the hilarity!
They also discuss a sensitive topic, touching on suicide, at the end of the episode. If you need some help, or someone to talk to please reach out to support lines in your area. If you are in Australia the following are available:
Lifeline Australia - 13 11 14
Suicide call back service - 1300 659 467
Beyond Blue - 1300 22 4636
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com