Uncensored, unfiltered, inappropriately humorous insights into the life of a nurse!
Episodes
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Kelly & Alisha discuss the disgusting, gross and gory! From ass pimples to horror movies, we cover it all. Do you know why we find pimple popping so relaxing? We do, and of course we share it with you!!
Tell us your grossest story!!
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com
Wednesday Jun 21, 2023
Wednesday Jun 21, 2023
Its a deep dive time! This week Kelly tells Alisha all about Simon Bramhall, a renowned liver transplant surgeon from the UK. This story has it all, including some side tracked stories from the girls! Listen to this surgeons interesting fall from grace!
What are your thoughts? Was his punishment too harsh or just what he deserved? This is a very ethical dilemma!
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com
Sunday Jun 18, 2023
Sunday Jun 18, 2023
Grab yourself a cuppa and pull up a comfy seat! Your two fave nurses sit down for a catch up!
This week Kelly & Alisha are very excitable! Its all high vibes because it feels like ages since they were properly behind the mics together! They chat about Alisha's pregnancy, her cameo in the Shrek The Musical, and they really deep dive in Fboy Island!
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com
Wednesday May 31, 2023
Wednesday May 31, 2023
This episode Kelly chats with Leah. Leah is a former travel nurse, a Sexual Assault Nurse Examiner & Forensic Nurse Examiner, a lover of travelling the world and collecting house plants.
Leah has fun social media presence where she shares a great mix of educational posts along with funny TikTok's and memes!
This is a great conversation that gives a lot of good info about SANE/FNE nursing, how Australia rejected her nursing licence application and how she gave herself a fungal infection from her house plant addiction!
Trigger warning for this episode: contains discussion of sexual abuse, domestic violence and mentions human trafficking.
Leah's Instagram: @offtheclocknurse
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com
HELP LINES:
- Sexual Assault Crisis Line (Victoria) 1800 806 292
- 1800 RESPECT (Australia) 1800 737 732
- White Ribbon Australia
- LifeLine Australia 13 11 14
All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com
Wednesday May 17, 2023
Wednesday May 17, 2023
Kelly & Alisha sit down with taskmaster Jess, the third humerus nurse, to chat all about April! It was a big month!
They breakdown the live show, talk about spitting the dummy, pranks and of course, TV!
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com
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Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com
Friday May 12, 2023
Friday May 12, 2023
Its International Nurses Day 2023! To celebrate Kelly sits down with Lynne, a retired nurse of 47 years. Lynne tells us about a time where you would never dared to talk to a senior nurse, your beds were lined up with great precision and there was not a glove to be seen!
Its a lovely chat with great insight from such a wonderful nurse! Alisha and I both had the opportunity to work with and learn from Lynne and it was a real privilege.
We love to celebrate you all, and so do eNurse Australia! The team at eNurse have kindly gifted us a set of scrubs to give away to one lucky listener! Head to our Instagram page to enter! eNurse Love Our Nurses!
(Closes May 14th. Only available to Australian residents)
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com
Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com
Wednesday Apr 26, 2023
Wednesday Apr 26, 2023
By popular demand Kelly & Alisha held a LIVE podcast recording!
Shits & Gigs 2 was recorded in front of a live audience. Your two favourite nurses battle it out in a game show style showdown to see who is the best nurse! With the support of some helpful audience members its a very close outcome, but there can be only one winner! Who will reign supreme??
There are some great stories along the way, reminiscing on some past episodes and a poo story that will NEVER be told! Make sure you are ready for the laughs in this episode!!
Big thank you to super fans who came along to support our LIVE recording and gave us a cheeky helping answer here and there. We are humbled by the support of our listeners! THANK YOU!!
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com
Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn
This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses
Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you’ve just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices.
eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need.
Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off!
All music used within the podcast is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com
Wednesday Mar 29, 2023
Wednesday Mar 29, 2023
Grab a cuppa or a margarita, pull up a comfy quiet spot and listen to your two favourite nurses!
Kelly & Alisha have been busy this March! From car shows to the Victorian Nurses Luncheon! We talk peanut allergies, toilet training, Perfect Match and heaps of recommendations for compelling viewing - 2HN style of course!
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com
Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn
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Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
This week Kelly takes us on a tour of Launceston General and it's resident nurse-super-creep James Griffin. He was a nurse dedicated to working with children, a trusted father figure. However, Jim had a horrific secret.
This episode if no laughing matter, but as enthralling as ever!
Trigger warning for this episode: contains discussion of grooming, child sexual abuse, kidnapping, suicide and child exploitation.
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com
Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn
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HELP LINES:
- Sexual Assault Crisis Line (Victoria) 1800 806 292
- 1800 RESPECT (Australia) 1800 737 732
- BraveHearts (Australia) 1800 272 831
- LifeLine Australia 13 11 14
This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses
Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you’ve just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices.
eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need.
Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off!
All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
A fetish for feet? Or not? This week Kelly & Alisha get ankles-deep in feet!! from common foot problems to feet-sniffing predators, girls making millions selling foot content and DIY Zadek's procedures!
Leave us a review with your toes! Email us your foot stories, but do not send us unsolicited feet pics! Love them or hate them we all need our feet!
Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast
Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com
Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn
This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses
Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you’ve just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices.
eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need.
Shop the amazing eNurse footwear range HERE. Skechers, Nurse Mates and New Balance. You will find comfortable, slip resistant, and stylish footwear to meet all your nursing needs! Your tired, over worked feet deserve the best!!
Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off!
All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com